Humans are Dumb

My human is a bit of a dumbass. She could not figure out how to get into the original blog she made to edit so she created a new one. The only good thing is she put in a better picture of moi down below. As you can see, I am a handsome man with a white milk mustachio.

The cat next to me is Lilliputian aka Lilly. She is rather loud and demanding. However, she does groom me from time to time which I appreciate. Nothing too serious with us though.

My true love is Donald, my bi-curious friend. He is the orange feller to the right looking pissed as usual. He is somewhat like Trump in that he has weird hair. He has a "nervous condition" where he licks his fur out. Kind of embarrassing but he also has a wicked temper so don't make fun of him. Or make any sudden movements.

When we moved across country, the folks gave us all some meds to make the traveling experience less stressful for us (maybe for them). Needless to say Lilly and I had a nice buzz going on. Donald, on the other hand, had the opposite reaction. He became "Crazed Psycho Killer Donny Boy." Mom put me in the crate with him and the freak tried to rip my head off. The lunatic held me captive while Mom tried to pry me away. Once she got me loose, she had to remove freakshow who was snarling and screaming in the back of the crate. After exchanging words, Mom managed to pull him out and throw him in his own carrier. She, in turn, had a nasty bite which bled through 2 states. Needless to say, no more happy pills for Biggy D.