Senator McCain Texting

During the CBS broadcast of the State of the Union, the camera would focus on a Senator or Representative during the speech. At some point, I swear to Mr. Stinny that it looked like Senator McCain was sending a text message. What on earth would he write? Here are some of my thoughts. I had to look up text abbreviations b/c well, I am not a 15 year old who spends her day texting to her BFF's:

While listening to Bush's suggestions on tax breaks for health insurance:

Prez iz a tul if he thinx it can wrk. FUBAR.

When Speaker of the House is introduced:

Sheez 2 kul 4 skul. LMAO

After 45 minutes into the address:

Dudez taking 4EAE. Meet @ 7-11 4 some Colt 40z.

On the war in Iraq:

IIABDFI. :-----) ROFL!!

Definitions for those like me who having no idea about the abbreviations

FUBAR = Fucked up beyond all recognition

4EAE = For ever and ever

IIABDFI = If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It.

:-----) = Long nosed liar.