Boot Skootin' Boogie

What's funnier than me attempting to line dance with a group of strangers at a country western bar out by I-90? Not much else. Beyond that, I was the only one sans cowboy boots or boots of some form. Apparently, grey and pink Chuck All-Stars don't cut it and make for dangerous conditions on a saw dusted floor.

Can I get a "GIT ER DUN!"?