Why staying inside is better!

Human mum broke her wrist OUTSIDE while riding her bicycle.
I was hit by a car, blinded, and seriously f'ed up OUTSIDE.
Biggy D was hit by a car and broke his pelvis many moons ago while OUTSIDE.
Shrimpycat was abandoned as a kitten in the woods OUTSIDE.
Lilly was violated before joining our family by a humungous Tom cat (TomKat too - hahaha- that would be wicked scary) again, let's say it together, OUTSIDE.

Mr. Stinny logic: Outside leads to bad bad things; ergo, stay the F inside!