Katie Couric

What the HELL? Why was I not invited to Katie Couric's farewell show? DAMMIT I'm her most favorite bestest fan. Screw that little girl! I am a blind cat for christ's sake! How adorable would it be for Katie Couric to be holding me in front of those cameras? DON'T ANSWER THAT! It's a freakin' rhetorical question! Just because I become terrified when I go outside and would likely pee if not poo on her in front of a bazillion people DOES NOT MEAN IT WOULD NOT BE A PRECIOUS MOMENT!