Mom Not as Dumb as She Looks!!!!! (But Donald is...)

My human mother passed the bar examination! Holy crap! She isn't as dumb as she looks.

Hmm. Maybe she will get a big paying job. Yeah, yeah. Then she will buy me some chicken, and chicken...and chicken. Mmm. Food.

And I can start my most Holy Church of Mr. Stinman. Sacrifice some chicken virgins and eat them or something like that. Yeah yeah yeah. Must eat chicken....

She can fight for Donny-boy and my bi-curious rights! Can a get an amen, sistahs! Mehmow!