Vote 2008 - Seniore Presidente Stinman

Hmmm. Right now, 30% of the country is "not ready" for a female president. That sucks.

I wonder how they would feel about a blind, male, bicurious, neutered, indoor only cat with anxiety issues?

I bet the red states would be all over that sh-t...

My Campaign Picture - me surrounded by books I can't read.

Mental Health Update

Phew! Starting to feel a little bit back to Stin normal. Note to self: no Kitty Prozac. Self medicate with shots of whisky.
Currently, I am in the litter box contemplating life. Ahhhhhhhhh.....

Bleck...Kitty Prozac

Meh mow. I'm not feeling so well "emotionally."

I am feeling a bit nervous and unsettled (that happens when you are blind and something funky happens to you). Anyway, so Mom got me some kitty Prozac (Clomicalm) to help alleviate my "nervousness". She doesn't know what happened and I am keeping it a secret.

Kitty Prozac didn't work out too well because I'm not feeling quite right. I went from purry, affectionate, and nervous to nervous, nervous, and upset. Hopefully nothing too signficant but I'm going to the vet today.

Think good kittty thoughts for me.

BANG! BANG!

Damn...if Cheney gets to carry a gun, I should too.
[Note to self: don't sneak up on Cheney. Yikes!]

Just think of all the persuading I could do with a gun! My human non-biological parental units would have to give me an entire raw chicken whenver I demand it. I could blow the door off their bedroom when they lock me out at 5:30 in the morning when I INSIST on being fed.

Or better yet, I could shoot a lawyer, whoops, I mean a quail (maybe a Dan Quayle?) just like Cheney. BANG!

Finally...Brokeback Mountain

Yes, I (through my human counterpart) did see the movie and it was amazing. I cannot stop thinking about it, although at times I wish I could stop.

Here is my problem, as a bicurious cat, what is with these wackjobs who refuse to see the movie because of some ass-backwards beliefs?

Ooooo, I can't watch this movie because my faith forbids the endorsement of this "perverse lifestyle" or perversion or "moral turpitude" or sickness (add your close-minded descriptor of your choice). ECK! It makes me want to hack up a hairball!

What's perverse and immoral are dumbasses who cannot appreciate love, passion, and all the good things that goes along with it just because it doesn't fit their f'in close minded viewpoint. Give it up! Maybe I'm being close minded (I can...I'm a cat). I don't advocate forcing those who don't want to watch the movie to go see it (although it would be pretty funny). Instead, how about appreciating there are different types of love and attraction (bicurious cat attraction ROCKS!) and have some acceptance.

Enough preaching from my litter box. I'm going to get me some bicurious Biggy D lovin'.

Yours truly,

The most reverend Mr. Stinny