Crap...They're spying on me

The Church of Mr. Stin is wicked disturbed. The Bush administration has been following my communications between me and my followers. They're probably reading this blog right now!!!! Ahhhhh! What's going to happen?

Are they going to barge into my house and stop Biggy D and me in the midst of a bi-curious moment?
Will they confiscate our happy catnip?
Take away Shrimpy's mouse hunting license?
Will they consider the Church of Mr. Stin a cult which is defying their right wing family values and confiscate our membership list?!!!????

I will be hiding under the covers for a while in case they make a sting...