Sad but True

The other female spouses in Prof. H's department and I are referred to as:

The [insert Prof. H's field of study here] Wives.

We are called that because first, we do "outings" together (read eat and consume alcohol) and (b), I think I live in Leave It to Beaver Land. I am not sure how I feel about this. I have been called worse. If we must have a name for us, I think we need cool jackets like the Pink Ladies or we should have our very own gang signal to flash.