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Your Score: SurpriseAdoption Cat

47 % Affection, 54 % Excitability , 33 % Hunger

Calloused. Heartless. Exuberant. You carry the heavy burden of informing children that they are adopted by jumping out of their birthday cake. A difficult task, but somebody must break the news.

Moving

Eventually, this blog will close down and I will only be writing at:

All My Children Meow and Woof.

Although I write about my Irish Wolfhound's "bout" with bone cancer there, I will expand my topics.

I need to figure out how to move my posts and archives from this blog to the other. We will see what happens!

Thanks.

General Note to Self

When I am in charge of something or someone other than the pens on my desk, remember, do not be a complete fuckwad to people who work with me just because I am a stress case. Even if I am a gem 99% of the time.

Technically Inept Scientist

Good Lord. I just sent my husband, a scientist mind you, to check the laundry in the dryer. When he went downstairs, the dryer was still running. He came back upstairs.

Prof. H: "The dryer is still running. You did not give me the proper information. Do I look at the dial or do I make a judgment call to determine the clothes are dry?"

Me: "Check the dial to see if it is almost done."

Prof. H: "What does almost done mean? I need a figure. Ten minutes? Five minutes?"

Me: "Uhhhh. Five or ten, I guess. Feel the clothes to see if they are dry."

Prof. H: "Right. Thanks."

He comes back up.

Me: "Did you put the wash in the dryer?

Prof. H: "I forgot. How do I get it from the washer to the dryer? Do I put the clothes in the basket?"

Me: "Usually that's how it works."


He has an instrument in his laboratory that he built and does fancy experiments on it. Please don't ask me what because it is WAY to complicated. Let's just say it combines physics and chemistry. He replaced all the windows in our house. He can replace the brakes on our car, repair the roof, and clean a bathroom like nobody's business. I sweeps, mops, and organizes. He keeps the lawn cut and tidy.

And yet, he cannot figure out the dryer AND he does not know how program the DVD. Science geeks will never cease to amaze me.

Project 365

Mmmm.. Snow. Tastes like chicken.

Also Known As

Because I have been in a depressed, foul, nasty mood for the last few weeks, I decided to give myself a new "name". I admit I watch Grey's Anatomy (it's cheesy, soap opera-like, SO WHAT!?) and my inspiration for this name comes from there:

Attorney McBitchy

That should explain it all.

Senator McCain Texting

During the CBS broadcast of the State of the Union, the camera would focus on a Senator or Representative during the speech. At some point, I swear to Mr. Stinny that it looked like Senator McCain was sending a text message. What on earth would he write? Here are some of my thoughts. I had to look up text abbreviations b/c well, I am not a 15 year old who spends her day texting to her BFF's:

While listening to Bush's suggestions on tax breaks for health insurance:

Prez iz a tul if he thinx it can wrk. FUBAR.

When Speaker of the House is introduced:

Sheez 2 kul 4 skul. LMAO

After 45 minutes into the address:

Dudez taking 4EAE. Meet @ 7-11 4 some Colt 40z.

On the war in Iraq:

IIABDFI. :-----) ROFL!!

Definitions for those like me who having no idea about the abbreviations

FUBAR = Fucked up beyond all recognition

4EAE = For ever and ever

IIABDFI = If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It.

:-----) = Long nosed liar.

Project 365

Profiling Shrimpycat.

Project 365

Whiskers, Paws, and Fur