Putting the Stin back in Stinmas

Here's the deal. I am starting a movement to put the "Stin" back in Stinmas. I think it's time to think about what this holiday is really means:

Batting at holiday ornaments (that's right HOLIDAY, you right wing nutjobs);
Sleeping out the catnip hangover under the tree (note the Holstein-like animal under the tree, yes it's a cat, my cousin, Bode); and
Puking up tinsel, hairballs, and bits of dead mice in the middle of family celebrations.


Remember my child, WWMSD (What would Mr. Stinny do?)

Amen and a meh mow.