Errrr...Sorry...Another "I wish I knew how to quit you"

As some of you are aware, Biggy B and I are in a bi-curious relationship. We think Brokeback Mountain could be modified to include our story. Seriously, we are two neutered male cats in a relationship in a world that just doesn't understand us. We are expected to be at the beck and call of our female kitty counterparts every time they shriek in heat. Society expects us to act all tough and fight with whatever tom cat comes around. That ain't right. In reality, we just want to snuggle together for an evening of grooming.
Plus, we are in the Northwest corner of PA where they won't even show the damn movie. Someday, Biggy B and I will live in a world where our feline bi-curious love is accepted.