Putting the Stin back in Stinmas

Here's the deal. I am starting a movement to put the "Stin" back in Stinmas. I think it's time to think about what this holiday is really means:

Batting at holiday ornaments (that's right HOLIDAY, you right wing nutjobs);
Sleeping out the catnip hangover under the tree (note the Holstein-like animal under the tree, yes it's a cat, my cousin, Bode); and
Puking up tinsel, hairballs, and bits of dead mice in the middle of family celebrations.


Remember my child, WWMSD (What would Mr. Stinny do?)

Amen and a meh mow.

Crap...They're spying on me

The Church of Mr. Stin is wicked disturbed. The Bush administration has been following my communications between me and my followers. They're probably reading this blog right now!!!! Ahhhhh! What's going to happen?

Are they going to barge into my house and stop Biggy D and me in the midst of a bi-curious moment?
Will they confiscate our happy catnip?
Take away Shrimpy's mouse hunting license?
Will they consider the Church of Mr. Stin a cult which is defying their right wing family values and confiscate our membership list?!!!????

I will be hiding under the covers for a while in case they make a sting...

Tookie

Holy crap! Da Shwarzenegger is not giving Tookie clemency. He's going to kill Tookie just by glaring at him! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!