7 Things I Plan to do Someday
1. Have the Church of Mr. Stin be the most popular church in the world
2. Eat an entire chicken
3. See if Chief Justice Robert’s hair reallly moves
4. Marry Biggy D
5. Take a 19 hour nap
6. Eat an entire chicken
7. Learn to toot on command

7 Things I Can do
1. Eat
2. Sleep
3. Poop
4. Meow
5. Kill bugs
6. Eat rodents
7. Rule the world

7 Things I Cannot do
1. I can’t thee athhole, I’m blind, god damn it!
2. Marry Biggy D
3. Understand Chief Justice Roberts’ hair
4. Go outside – that sh*t freaks me out
5. Willingly go into a cat carrier
6. Kitty fart on command…yet
7. Jump on the counter (see 1)

7 Things that Attract me to Another Cat
1. Fur
2. Willingness to groom me non-stop
3. Ability to hunt
4. Wrestling ability
5. Polydactyl (extra digits)
6. Willingness to share leftovers
7. Outstanding, perhaps borderline obsessive, grooming habits

Hello Mr. Finnegan

I realize this site is of the feline persuasion but I thought I should introduce you to my friend, Finnegan. He's an Irish Wolfhound. He also is "sight impaired" but not blind. He's not very bright but he's a wicked nice fella. So there.

Errrr...Sorry...Another "I wish I knew how to quit you"

As some of you are aware, Biggy B and I are in a bi-curious relationship. We think Brokeback Mountain could be modified to include our story. Seriously, we are two neutered male cats in a relationship in a world that just doesn't understand us. We are expected to be at the beck and call of our female kitty counterparts every time they shriek in heat. Society expects us to act all tough and fight with whatever tom cat comes around. That ain't right. In reality, we just want to snuggle together for an evening of grooming.
Plus, we are in the Northwest corner of PA where they won't even show the damn movie. Someday, Biggy B and I will live in a world where our feline bi-curious love is accepted.